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Kev's Dodgy Poetry
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Written and left unsent in a desk drawer, the bad poetry circulates around, with it's own evil.
Poem #1
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I'll tell you a hundred and one
More reasons why I like you
If you promise to be mine forever.
Do the math, sweet owner of my heart,
Do the math.
That's a total of one-hundred and three
Reasons why I love you.Poem #2
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Look! There's a lonely cow
Hay! Cow!
If I were a cow, that would be mePoem #3
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(For Astrid and Sebastion)
Oh bag of love
You have such nice tonsils
Maybe I should remove
Your appendix as wellPoem#4
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I love you more than Brits love tea,
Love me dear, or let me be,
I love you more than you love me,
Why must this end in tragedy?Poem #5 (balled up in the trash can as liable to get him slapped)
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One that is in the trash in his house---
"Your face is like a dying bat
That's why I tell you to cover it with a hat
Your teeth are strong like cement
In my heart you've made a dent -
Poem #6
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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass -
((Giggles...those made my night. Thanks Kev))
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