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Kev's Dodgy Poetry

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  1. Keighvin Silvansky | January 2, 2012 - 11:40 PM

    Written and left unsent in a desk drawer, the bad poetry circulates around, with it's own evil.
    Poem #1
    __________________________
    I'll tell you a hundred and one
    More reasons why I like you
    If you promise to be mine forever.
    Do the math, sweet owner of my heart,
    Do the math.
    That's a total of one-hundred and three
    Reasons why I love you.

    Poem #2
    _________________________
    Look! There's a lonely cow
    Hay! Cow!
    If I were a cow, that would be me

    Poem #3
    ________________________
    (For Astrid and Sebastion)
    Oh bag of love
    You have such nice tonsils
    Maybe I should remove
    Your appendix as well

    Poem#4
    ________________________
    I love you more than Brits love tea,
    Love me dear, or let me be,
    I love you more than you love me,
    Why must this end in tragedy?

    Poem #5 (balled up in the trash can as liable to get him slapped)
    ________________________
    One that is in the trash in his house---
    "Your face is like a dying bat
    That's why I tell you to cover it with a hat
    Your teeth are strong like cement
    In my heart you've made a dent

  2. Keighvin Silvansky | January 2, 2012 - 11:58 PM

    Poem #6
    ___________
    I like your style
    I like your class
    but most of all i like your ass

  3. shadowcat1811 Resident | January 3, 2012 - 06:28 AM

    ((Giggles...those made my night. Thanks Kev))


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